computers are so dumb they only count to 1 LOL. but they can do it really fast so its actually kind of cool

If I could describe A24 films in one TikTok, it would be this.

This is cinema.

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(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

she only wants me for my highly specialized beak

and then a weird girl appear #feminism

and than another weird girl appeared #yuri

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy